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[Blogexcerpts.com] BlogExcerpts.com - Read miscellaneous blog posts: Just by saying "I haven't pooped for three weeks and my stomach feels like a bowling ball" you will find that you very quickly make friends, integrate yourself into society and receive all kinds of thrilling invitations.

[Jeffandmoe.net] November '03 Blog: I don't mean to sound mean (well I do mean it actually), but I'm sorry - everyone farts, but you don't sit in an office and let out one so loud that the entire office turns and looks at you and then don't even bother to say "excuse me."  It half sounded like she shit in her pants and all she did was move her chair around, trying to make it seem like it was a squeak from the chair. 

[Flightlaw.com] Double Take's Flight Leader: Weblog for February, 2005: February 13, 2005 (Sunday): Owner has the flu or something so it takes all the energy just to get up, feed the dogs, and be with them outside for a few minutes. Except for trying to eat a bromeliad, Mack is cooperating.

 [E-dennis.net] :: Dennis' Blog ::: Home Archives: I will grant that this is not the most comfortable subject ever, nor the most pleasant, but since it will consume much of today and probably some of tomorrow too, I thought I'd write a bit about it anyway. I wonder that there are really any medical predicaments worse than this exam, but I always manage to convince myself that it's better to undergo such a trying ordeal than miss out fixing a serious problem until it's really too late.

[Web-research-design.net] The Bumpy Molasses Blog: In all the excitement of wedding planning, Garrett observed lots of people talking on cell phones and he quickly learned how to flip up the top of the cell phone to begin a conversation and then to flip it down after saying, "bye bye." On our plane trip back Chris cut out a paper cell phone from an ad in the airplane magazine and Garrett used it like a real phone for hours. He would press the paper phone to his ear and say, "Ha-woe?

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